Top ten most cliched top ten lists.

Just about every comedy website and it's brother have a bunch of these sub-satisfactory excuses for enterteainment, I thought it is time to make my one. So here it is.

10. Top ten signs of video game/internet/mmorpg/whatever addiction.
This is just insulting. I won't comment.

9. Top ten reasons you might be a redneck/engineer/whatever occupation.
Yeah, you're freaking hilarious. If once is funny, five hundred times would be total facial demolition. Or would land you on number nine, of our top ten, most cliched top ten lists.

8. Top ten things to say/not to say to someone.
If I want to hear innuendo filled, or generaly ambiguos phrases, told at the wrong time, to the wrong person, I'd just look at some sitcom. That will remove any speculation whatsoever. These usually consist of the protagonist, making himself look like a moron.

7. Top ten pick up lines.
This one isn't so bad. Generally the people who find them fun, are highly unlikely to procreate anyway.

6. Top ten things to do at work/supermarket/mall/school/etc...
Mortifiyingly stupid, I am unable to comment. Compared to this, the inane drivel I come up with on the bus after school, is like, "fine literature" meeting "hilarious sitcom".

5. Top ten movies/games/books you wouldn't see.
There are a few well-known exceptions to this one, but they are done by people, who actually posessed skill, talent and clue. And as a tip to the rest: offense alone, does not equal entertainment.

4. Top ten fictional TV shows.
This one is actually hilarious. It just took the wrong turn. No, trust me, it did. How do they manage to encode hilarity in ones and zeros is beyond me.

3. Top ten reasons beer is better than...
Nothing beats playing on an insecure teenagers thinnest string, now does it? Usually, the colosae of taste, wit and sharpness who chain mail such, are quite a shallow lot, and have problems with peer pressure. Namely they're crushed by it. Often not bad kids, but desperately trying to be self-deprecating. That isn't funny when you are simply telling the truth though.

2. Top ten reasons a computer is betten than a ...
Quite similar to the rest, infact simply a variation on a theme, and thus brings unoriginality a step higher. Keep up the good work!

1. Top ten reasons a ....... is better than a man/woman.
I believe this is slightly older than the world, and has been done with more objects than those in existance. Even if there are a couple of them funny, the rest have rightfully earned, the honor of being the most cliched top ten list.

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