I tend to be a person of astounding sense of humor. Infact so astounding, that I will take the liberty, from now on to define what is entertaining, and what is pretentious garbage. First on the list is "random" humor. It is becoming quite prevalent, due to some upsurge in talantless de-entertainers. The basic concept is as follows:
1. Take some menial, usually monotonous task, like peeling potatoes, or some trivial phenomenon.
2. Write a piece about it, in a scientific/highly formal tone. It is imperative, that you give elaborate explanations to it.
3. Add some stupid.
4. Leave to ferment/rot.
5. Carefully sift trough it, using your tastless adolescent friends (like me, excluding the tastless part, and if you are not a reader of my blog, as of writing this article, excluding the friend part). Remove anything remotely entertaining and original, because Heaven forbid, it might not be random.
6. Proceed to scrape the filtered inane mass of un-entertainment from the bottom, and serve.
Now the problem I have with this, is that there is no skill required in it. And that every talantless high-school kid, lives in some ilusory world, where he is a comedian.
Now, I don't bother to make a point here, because usually with this crowd, of exquisite humorists, making sense and point is irrelevant. So now I am forced to spoon-feed the conclusion to them, which they undoubtedly would try to spit out, as it's made of nothing but pure bitter truth. People (me), don't consider you remotely original. But then again why bother being original, than going with the certain value (namely #808080), and be considered amusing, by a sheepish crowd fearing social rejection/longing social admitance/buckling under peer pressure?
Self-Explanatory.
Monday, October 1, 2007
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ..... MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!! .....
MUAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHA .....
*clears throat* Hey, guess what, that wasn't funny! I'm a 'delusional moron'!!! Let's all laugh! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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