I wanna go...

Gee, I really wanna go on a guided tour in that magical factory, where they make quotes. Don't you too? Have you ever wondered, in the face of whom is wisdom personified? Don't you want to see where they turn ones and zeros into truths? Pure diamonds of philosophy like:
- "wish we could switch up the roles and i could be that [sic]";
- "Become a better man, and be sure to be clear with yourself, before meeting someone with the hope, that he will understand what a person you are." - How do they come up with this? I try my damnest to make my aphorisms so trivial, and long, but never can.

Chances are if you use any "social network", or instant messaging software, which has a bug which allows people to display their moods (or was that a feature?) and have teenage contacts, it is certain you will see quite some of those messages. Especially if there are any emos. In short I may say that if these quotes are brainchildren, they are orphans. I mean they aren't witty, they rarely have a point, and in the rare occasions they do, it's spoon-fed to you because if you take the time and read it, it is assumed, that you too, need to be spoon-fed any conclusions like the person guilty of quoting it, as you can't figure out anything even remotely cryptic.

Now sing me some praises. Drop me a comment and bask in my wisdom.

Power Uncomic. Last Issue.

One liners alone don't pack much of a punch. As the old boxing saying goes - "bunches of punches". So as rhetoric jabs, crosses, hooks and uppercuts, they work best in combination. Usually to display a one liner, only text is needed, (same for most jokes), thus artistically-challenged illustrations are superfluos.